LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YOU BOY, OR I'LL FUCK YOU TILL YOU LOVE ME!
I MENTIONED EARLIER THAT MY MOTHER PASSED AWAY. WELL.... SHE JUST DIED AGAIN (BITCH). AS PROMISED, THE SITE IS GETTING A FACE-LIFT BY THE THE MOST HONORABLE PEOPLE AT TATTOO NOW. TATTOOS. YES I HAVE HALF SLEEVES (ELBOWS TO WRISTS) I'VE GOT THE FEVER AGAIN SO I'M GOING FOR THE FULL SLEEVES. WHAT I HAVE IS ALL ORIENTAL SO I'LL CONTINUE THAT THEME. BUT FIRST, I'M HAVING MY EXISTING WORK REDONE BY BRIAN AT BODY GRAFFIX IN KINGSTON NY. I HAD SOME TROUBLE FINDING SOMEONE THAT WAS EXPERIENCED AT DOING CALLIGRAPHIC OUTLINES AND BRIAN THE GUY, I SPOKE OF THE PRESENT HORROR CALLED OUR "ECONOMY" WELL.... WHEN THE GOIN' GETS TOUGHER THAN THE TOUGH CAN GO, THAT'S WHEN I GRIND THE AXE. MONEY IS TIGHT BUT ALL OF YOU CAN STILL BUY ORIGINALS, PRINTS AND CUSTOM GITARZ HERE AND I CAN STILL GET WHAT I WANT FOR THEM. THE BARTER SYSTEM, TRADE. WHEN YOU GIVE ME MONEY... I DON'T KEEP IT.... I BUY GUITARS, ART, HAMSTERS, TIN TOYS, STOMP BOXES,..TATTOOS ETC. ANYONE CAN GET ANYTHING THEY WANT WHEN THEY HAVE WHAT THE OTHER GUY WANTS. ALONG WITH OFFERING MY COLLECTORS THE OPTION OF MAKING TIME PAYMENTS, AND SOON ACCEPTING CREDIT CARDS, I LOVE A GOOD MUTUALLY SATISFACTORY TRADE. I WANTED MY OLD TATTOOS RE-WORKED BY BRIAN AND HE WANTED SOME OF MY LIMITED PRINTS. DONE. EXAMPLE.... RIGHT NOW I WANT A SALMON COLORED PHANTOM GUITAR, MY ADDITIONAL TATTOOS AND A BOSS RT-20 ROTARY SOUND PROCESSOR. (GUITAR EFFECTS STOMP BOX) WHAT I HAVE TO GIVE IN TRADE IS ANY NUMBER OF LIMITED EDITION PRINTS, AN ORIGINAL CANVAS, SOME OF THE WORLDS MOST UNHOLY CUSTOM GUITARS, OR PERHAPS SOMETHING FROM A 42 YEAR LONG COLLECTION OF JACK KIRBY ORIGINAL DRAWINGS, AS WELL AS HAL FOSTER, ALEX RAYMOND, DAVE STEVENS, WINDSOR Mc CAY, RICK GRIFFIN ETC.( MOST ARE KIRBY MOST ARE SIGNED AND MOST ARE PENCIL DRAWINGS) I NOW HERE'S WHAT MAKES BARTER SO SMOOTH... LET'S TAKE THE PHANTOM GUITAR I WANT. IF YOU HAVE ONE ALREADY SO NOTHING OUT OF POCKET, IF YOU BUY ONE ON LINE FROM PHANTOM GUITAR WORKS, YOU'LL PAY ABOUT $700 AND IN RETURN YOU MAY GET AN ORIGINAL $2,500 ORIGINAL CANVAS. WHY? AM I EXTREMELY GENEROUS? NO. IT'S BECAUSE IT ONLY COSTS ME A FEW BUCKS TO PAINT A CANVAS AND I PAINT EVERYDAY ANYWAY. WHEN I GET CASH MONEY, I DON'T PAY BILLS OR EVEN TAXES.... I SPEND IT ALL ON NEAT STUFF. I'M IN FUCKIN' TATTOO NOW WHICH INCLUDES SOME OF THE MOST VICIOUSLY TALENTED TATTOO LOVE BOYS ALIVE. SO, MY SKILL FOR YOURS. ART FOR ART. WHO'S UP? CONTACT. MY GUITARS AVERAGE AROUND $1,200 AND THAT'S BEYOND A LOT OF FOLKS SO CONTACT ME AND WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT. SOON I'LL ALSO HAVE PICK-GUARDS WITH IMAGES FROM MY PAINTINGS. I'VE ALSO ARRANGED FOR INSTALLMENT PAYMENTS ON MY WORK, SOME PEOPLE SEND ME WHAT THEY CAN WHEN THEY CAN AND GET THEIR PAINTING WHILE STILL PAYING THE RENT. EXTRA TID-BITS. DID THE ART FOR THE DEAD'S SPRING TOUR. NO U.S. GALLERY SHOWS FOR ME NOW ONLY PARIS AND BERLIN. PAINTINGS ARE COMING OUT FAST AND FINE. FINALLY ENJOY IT. I'LL BE ON SOME TALK SHOW IN A FEW DAYS BUT I FORGET THE NAME OF IT. JUST A FEW THANK YOU'S . GABE AND MARY AT TATTOO NOW, TWO EXEMPLARY PEOPLE. I'M VERY GRATEFUL FOR THEIR KINDNESS. JASON D'AQUINO FOR HIS ROCK SOLID FRIENDSHIP AND SUPPORT. NATE PERLE FOR HAND CARVING AND SWIRLING THE GUITARS. ANOTHER FINE HUMAN BEING. BRIAN AT BODY GRAFFIX FOR THE INCREDIBLE INK. WINK FOR HIS INVALUABLE HELP WITH THE GUITARS. DEBRA HARRY FOR HAVING AT ONE TIME THE MOST BEAUTIFUL FACE EVER TO SIT ON A NECK. JAIME AND LOU. LET'S TAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER.. BARRY FOR KEEPING ME FROM SLIPPING THROUGH THE CRACKS. LORI FOR NOT LETTING SUCCESS TURN HER INTO A SNOT NOSE. TIM ANDERSON....I LOVE YOU BUT I'M TAKING YOUR WIFE. ME.. FOR BEING THE MOST TALENTED BEING EVER TO WALK THE EARTH. AND ALL OF YOU WHO BOTHER TO READ THIS CRAP AND OGLE THE PAINTINGS. GOD FEARS ME. HE KNOWS A LOT MORE THAN YOU.

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